Angry Whopper
Is it the angriest whopper, really? We hope not. That’d be sad.
Is it a bun? Or, is it play-doh?
The bun glows an unnatural shade of red. It’s denser than a standard whopper bun. But, it’s not that horrible… for a fast food burger. It’s just a frightening shade of red to use for a food that humans will consume.
We’re sure of one thing. That day-glo red bun won’t last. Edible, it’s not a word that we would use to describe that frightening color. Nope, it’s the opposite. Call us old fashioned, we prefer to eat food that looks edible.
We believe tales of this Whopper’s (“The Angriest Whopper”) spiciness are vastly overstated. We both thought that this burger hovered somewhere just over mildly spicy and merely teased somewhere on the outskirts of spicy territory.
It’s a whopper. You know where to find ’em.
